
Fake David
Our most distinguished decoy. Fake David has been in the healthcare space since 1504. He'll try to trick you with 'rn' instead of a real 'm' in his messages. Visual tricks and centuries of persistence are his tools to wear you down. Always sounds important, always insists on discretion, never the real deal — do not comply.

Fake Bobby
Our flagship fraud and the original healthcare phisherman. Not the oldest in the rotation, just the most prolific. Fake Bobby has never lost a patient — mostly because he has never had one, mostly because he is not real. Always in a hurry, always needs money, never the real deal. Do not respond.

Fake Tommy
Our newest hire and the rug rat of our imposters. Fake Tommy's diploma is taped to the fridge, his invoices are written in crayon, emails read like gibberish. Always sends a link, looks like a scam from a two-year-old, never the real deal — do not click.



