Fake Healthcare Experts

“Trust me, I'm a statue!”

“I'm clearly labeled FAKE!”

“I'm a puppet with strings!”

Meet Your “Healthcare Experts”

Where statues, cartoons, and puppets give questionable health advice!

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Remember: This is satire. Don't fall for phishing or fake health advice online.

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Fake David Statue

Fake David

Our most distinguished decoy. Fake David has been in the healthcare space since 1504. He'll try to trick you with 'rn' instead of a real 'm' in his messages. Visual tricks and centuries of persistence are his tools to wear you down. Always sounds important, always insists on discretion, never the real deal — do not comply.

Fake Bobby Cartoon

Fake Bobby

Our flagship fraud and the original healthcare phisherman. Not the oldest in the rotation, just the most prolific. Fake Bobby has never lost a patient — mostly because he has never had one, mostly because he is not real. Always in a hurry, always needs money, never the real deal. Do not respond.

Fake Tommy Puppet

Fake Tommy

Our newest hire and the rug rat of our imposters. Fake Tommy's diploma is taped to the fridge, his invoices are written in crayon, emails read like gibberish. Always sends a link, looks like a scam from a two-year-old, never the real deal — do not click.

Actual Visitors To This Page
514
Years Since Fake David Went to Medical School
0
Actual Medical Qualifications
3
Fake “Experts” On This Site

SWAG — Fake Bobby — Fake David — Fake Tommy — SWAG

Fake Bobby T-Shirt

Fake Bobby T-Shirt

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Fake David Marble-Print Hoodie

Fake David Marble-Print Hoodie

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Fake Bobby "Not A Doctor" Mug

Fake Bobby "Not A Doctor" Mug

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Fake Experts Sticker Pack

Fake Experts Sticker Pack

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